True Facts

To help people through Wikipedia’s anti-SOPA blackout, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency posted “A Day’s Worth Of Facts”, which included:

The first ruler of Turkey was, in fact, a turkey.

But Number 10 was my favourite:

You know that girl you really like? She doesn’t like you nearly as much and never will, unless your interest in her suddenly vanishes, in which case she may well start to like you. This may seem like a paradox, and it is, assuming that a paradox is a medieval weapon of torture.